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Celebrities offer advice to their most impressionable audience   |   25 August 2004

[note: this is only an excerpt]

The Onion: If you could send one message to the children of the world, what would it be?

Matt Stone: "Give up. Just give up, now. Give in, give up."

Trey Parker: "Start fuckin'."

[ source: ONION ]


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