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The Onion: Who could you take in a fight?

Trey Parker: I could take a lot of people. I could take Prince. He's a little bitch, although he is God. I could definitely take anyone in this room. We just met a guy who does ad sales for Comedy Central, and we just got in a big fight with him. He was like, "Hey, buddy!" and we wouldn't even stand up—like, "Yeah, fuck you." We were such dicks to him. It was pretty sweet. He's a big guy, but he'd go down like a bitch for sure.

O: Ad sales guys can fight. They have to get out among the people...

TP: They're used to yelling at people.

Matt Stone: They can phone-fight.

TP: Yeah, they can phone-fight. They can puss-fight, but a brick fight, uh uh. They ain't winning a brick fight.

[ source: ONION ]