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Miami Heat coach and Bruckheimer pal Pat Riley came with his wife. "We have our children, our basketball games and movies," he said. "It's an event I've been looking forward to for a long time, if we were out of the playoffs." But professional cutup and part-time Kauai resident Trey Parker ( South Park ) had the best excuse: "We're doing a South Park parody of the movie for the MTV Movie Awards," says the new wakeboarding enthusiast. "We've only got two weeks to make it, so I had to come see the movie before it came out." I'm guessin' Disney had no idea.

[ source: E!]